Enough. Already.

I need to vent, just for a second. This rant is against the billions of advertising professionals who still think it’s cute to insert periods into their clients’ taglines. It’s over. It was clever once. Now come up with a new idea.

To wit:

Real. Tough. Jeans.
like. no. other.
High Performance. Delivered.
Fresh. Smooth. Real.
See. Look. Focus.
Real. Good. Beer.
Work. Together. Smarter.
I. Could. Go. On. Forever.

But you get the point. Can someone please come up with a new idea, and soon?

For one list of the best taglines of all time, click here, and let the debating begin. (Not. Many. Periods.)

Have. A. Nice. Day.